Knitter's joke
No offense to the blondes out there becasue I was once one but this joke was too cute not to share with other knitters.
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on thefreeway.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blondebehind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was obliviousto his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down hiswindow, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on thefreeway.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blondebehind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was obliviousto his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down hiswindow, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
posted by Amy @ 3/30/2006
3 Comments:
At 30/3/06,
Melissa said…
You aren't supposed to knit while driving down the road????
LOL...cute joke!
At 30/3/06,
Anonymous said…
If you do you might get to the purly gates.
At 30/3/06,
Zonda said…
That was very cute!! Hehe!
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